Bang Yongguk's English
Yongguk: You na I'm sayin?
Me: ....
Yongguk: ....
Me: ....
Yongguk: ....
Me: No
Movie theaters...
Me: alright
Me: imma watch dis
Me: i need popcorn though
Me: 10.00 for a large popcorn?
Me: hell no
Me: screw this im smuggling in some m&m's and a bottle of coke
Me: ok
Me: finally getting to sit down now
Me: where do i wanna sit
Me: how about here
Me: too close
Me: how about here
Me: nope there's a person sitting in the next seat
Me: i've already been too social today just by coming out in public
Me: perfect seat
Me: aw yiss
Me: yay previews
Me: shit, another madagascar movie
Me: I cant fucking wait to see that
Me: not
Me: hey lady turn off the phone
Me: shit she heard me
Me: well my m&m's are gone
Me: how long is this gonna take
Me: they could speed it up just little bit
Me: i have a life you know
Me: lol just kidding i have no life
Me: bout fucking time this shit started
Me: this is super loud
Me: could they make these glasses anymore uncomfortable
Me: i can already tell that she is gonna die
Me: hahaHAHAHAHhahaHAHhahahHAHAHAHa i dont get it
Me: ooooooooooh SHIT YOU JUST GOT CALLED THE FUCK OUT
Me: i gotta pee
Me: but i dont wanna get up this might be a good part
Me: but i dont wanna pee myself
Me: i will just go it will only take a minute if i hurry
Me: i wont miss anythi- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Me: i cant fuckin miss this
Me: bladder you just gonna have to calm the fuck down and deal with it
Me: i like him
Me: he is now my favorite character
Me: fuck
Me: maybe i shouldnt have thought that
Me: because now he is 128369876354% more likely going to die
Me: yep there he goes
Me: shit i dropped my glasses
Me: now i cant see the screen because of the lenses
Me: dont be a wuss
Me: shut up and deal with it
Me: hahhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i get the other joke now
Me: wait what
Me: no
Me: nope
Me: i wouldnt go in there if i were you
Me: what are you doing
Me: i sAID DONT GO IN THERE
Me: oh and you went in there
Me: now youre dead
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: that was so funny
Me: no one else laughed though
Me: screw you guys that was fucking hilairious
Me: *sobbing*
Me: what
Me: im not crying
Me: k maybe i was crying
Me: OH NO SHE DID NOT
Me: i hate that bitch
Me: she had it coming
Me: he had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blaaaaaaaame...
Me: oops wrong movie
Me: WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS AND CALL ME A MONKEYS UNCLE I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING
Me: well that was the worst fucking resolution ever
Me: im out bitches
Me: fuck
Me: i still have to use the toilet
Me: go go go gogogogogogogogogogogogogoogogo
Me: almost there
Me: come one bladder
Me: come on little buddy
Me: you can do it
Me: aw yiss relief
Me: ok time to lea-shit
Me: did someone just called my name
Me: shitshitshitshitshit
Me: walk faster and maybe they wont try to catch up with me
Me: not working
Me: god fucking da-oh hey how are you
Me: good
Me: cool
Me: alright bye
Me: i fucking hate that little shit
Me: well this was quite a day
Me: not